Ten Commandments

Rules to tailgate by:

  1. Thou shalt not eat the flesh of a chicken on gameday.  That’s just sick.
  2. To repeat:  Thou shalt not eat thine own mascot on gameday.
  3. Thou shalt eat the flesh of the opposing team’s mascot, where legal and procurable.
  4. Thou mayest throw the football.  Thou mayest partake of tequila.  Thou shalt not enjoy both together.
  5. If thou wearest a shirt of another team, thou shalt be forced to purchase an item of Gamecock apparrell before entering the stadium.  If it was meant for girls, that’s thine own damn fault for not planning ahead.
  6. Thou shalt stay until after the end of the game.  Under no circumstances shall this rule be averted, excepting in situations involving a helicopter.
  7. If thou forsaketh the rules of common courtesy and neglect to inform us of your visiting, thou shalt bring thine own food.
  8. If thou shalt nizzle my dizzle, thou must sizzle my rizzle.
  9. Thou shalt have fun and keep it clean.
  10. Go Cocks!
Follow these rules or you’ll feel like this guy:

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